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- Allen Henry - Probation Office
- James's of panic moment
- James doesn't know the difference between probation and poral
- "I've had enough of this, just send me to prison."
- PSA - Phone Change-over
- James complains about the mug
- Turns out, getting arrested is expensive
- Scottdale runs on DUIs
- Equal opportunity spewers
- Real Colors - Personality Assessment
- Gold, Blue, Green, and Orange
- Christopher is an Orange
- Christopher's "Pow Wows"
- James is Green
- "I like the idea of people, just not people..."
- "We're not making Easter eggs here."
- Tea tipper?
- "As colors go, you're a Californian."
- Greens don't get caught
- White collar criminals should just be hanged
- There are no Robin Hoods, just hoods
- What, the chair isn't included?
- Oranges commit crimes
- It's just a matter of time before Christopher ends up in jail
- It's not Christopher, it's "Kissy"
- The Brightening
- How to speak to and hear people better
- As a teacher, Christopher did well with the problem kids because, well, he was one.
- Ankle bracelet kids
- They don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care
- Christopher doing home visits in the hood
- "That's downright brilliant."
- Allen telling Mike Tyson's what to do
- What does ear taste like?
- Muhammad Ali hugs Christopher
- "Hey everybody, this is my probation officer!"
- Allen didn't need no sidearm
- Smooth or crunchy?
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- James thinks Christopher should wear a dress. A kilt is not a dress.
- Great Kilt - a survival tool
- "What the hell is a loincloth?" "A cloth made from loins?"
- "The Italian size."
- James thinks the Black Knight scene in The Holy Grail was faked
- From dumbbell reading level to advanced literature
- "Those lazy Medieval people and their people cranes."
- My 600 Pound Life
- Coca-Cola ad
- Murals in Phoenix:
- Redemption Church Alhambra mural by Carlos Rivas
- Day of the Dead + Basketball = mural
- Public art anchors the time and place of a community
- And then we talk about ART...
- London Elephant Parade
- WE define "Art"
- Mineko Grimmer - 1987 "The Point" installation art at El Camino College
- James doesn't go to see art, he makes it come to him
- James Turrell
- James sticks his head into the art
- Christopher wants you to touch his paintings
- Art is ephemeral and only silly artists think their stuff should last forever
- Eurotrash Girl
- Oversized Popeye. Is it art? No.
- Con Artists
- Thomas Kincaid vs Jeff Koons (twitter pole?)
- The art world is rotten from the top down
- Damien Hirst's dead shark
- Computer generated art?
- England - shark on the roof
- Film is the best art form
- We don't like Christo
- Dumb
- Phallic is always a thing
- "Take your vaginas and your penises and go home."
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- John Fitzsimmons native Arizonian Magician
- Small talk it too big an idea for us
- I don't like correcting Christopher because it takes too long
- Audio problems
- John is a (licensed) pyro
- Zoom Magic
- Easley's Fun Shop
- Magically curing learning disabilities
- We were all in the slow class
- Drink it through your nose
- Guinness World Record - Most costumes tried on in eight hours
- Top 10 sexiest women
- Social Media's impact on magic
- Vanishing Ink
- Social media not great for Magic
- Five years to create a trick - it takes a lot of work to do stuff
- James has mug shame
- Brain Games - Seeing what's really there - magic and painting trick you
- Hypno-disc
- Seeing Jesus
- Pink light ruins the Rubik's cube trick
- Moonwalking with Einstein
- Solve a Rubik's Cube - John: 1 minute 15 seconds, James: 10 years
- The Gong Show
- The unknown comic (Gong Show)
- Fozzie Bear
- "You can't have gotten this far in life without wearing dress."
- Christopher has 25-30 hats
- John has invisible hair
- "I only have one wig."
- "A magician is an actor playing the part of a magician." - Jean Eugene Robert-Houdin
- Carnac the Magnificent
- John is a magician just as an excuse to make stuff
- Super Thought Uploading Psychic Infused Dynamic Hat
- John magically leaves
- Comedytrickster.com
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- Christopher teaches his kids to be rock stars
- Christopher: the failed architect, James: the failed painter
- Christopher becomes disillusioned with architecture when he realizes there are not enough beautiful women in the field
- Phoenix's architecture and more:
- MP3.com & lala.com
- James listens to... Enya and so does Christopher!
- Natural Wonders
- Kitaro
- Far and Way
- Pontiac Fiero
- Christopher has army green eyes, except they are blue
- Boston Legal - Captain Kirk and Odo (inside Star Trek jokes?)
- Benson
- 4400 desperately trying not to get cancelled. And Failed. And ruined itslef in the process.
- Jumping the shark
- Christopher doesn't respect old people anymore because he is one now
- Engineering is the application of science
- Christopher is tired of science changing
- Don't confuse science with science journalism
- "The last thing you need to worry about is toilet paper."
- Women fighting over toilet paper
- Has religion or science has done more harm?
- Hydroxychloroquine?
- Science becomes useless as it becomes politized
- "We talk to much - that is a scientific fact."
- Coffee technology just can't do it better than a simple French Press
- Kuerig cups are more environmentally friendly than Starbucks
- James whining again about being cutoff
- Christopher cracks himself up
- "Little pods of stake."
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- Christopher builds a halfpipe
- Eminent Domain leaves a young Christopher with an endless playground
- Christopher becomes the skate ramp guy
- Flash is Dead! Long live HTML!
- Here's your bag, now get out of my house
- Cheap bastards reusing gift bags
- Reusing the tissue
- "If you want to complain about the gift I just gave you, please, go ahead. That just means I won't need to get you one next year."
- Belligerently reusing gift bags
- "I don't get these reality shows."
- Forged in Fire
- "And Mrs. Howell."
- Ginger or Mary Ann? (Mary Ann, obviously)
- Beautiful women from the 60s dying
- A small disagreement over That '70s Show
- Mary Ann all day long
- Knives Out
- PhotoShop 0.07
- Sean Connery - a beautiful man
- Barry Nelson - The first James Bond
- 12 year-old girl sues TikTok
- Lying to get your kids online
- Omega Man (another minor disagreement) and Legend
- Soylent Green
- "I'm not gorgeous like Will Smith."
- Revisiting Copyright and Patents
- Don't ask about Mickey's Copyright, they will find you
- "You were right, I meant I was right."
- "I don't get chutney."
- Christopher wants to watch cowboy movies, but Midnight Cowboy and Brokeback Mountain don't really fit the bill
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- Wohven T-shirt Club unboxing
- Million-dollar boxer shorts
- Our sisters are more thoughtful than we are
- Because we are men? Because we are jerks? Maybe both.
- PSA - keep an ongoing "present idea" list
- Need a gift for your wife? Ask her friends
- Equal airtime for political candidates- on air vs. on the internet
- Newspapers are obsolete and website slugs tell the real truth
- Should Tweets be editable? Only a problem for popular people
- Christopher is only successful as someone else
- At least they like the fake Christopher, no one likes James - real or imagined
- James proposes to revoke Sec 230 of the Communications Decency Act
- Should Twitter "censor" bad speech? Or should it be a platform for radicalization?
- Were those real Trump supporters?
- Kavanaugh hearing break in - Google vs DuckDuckGo news reporting
- Andy Ngo - the antifa specialist
- QAnon? Ugh.
- Night hiking and the creepy things (and people) on the trail in the wee hours
- James rages against fair weather hikers
- South Mountain
- Weirdos in the middle of nowhere
- Christopher meets a friendly Native American
- "Waiting for a future that will never come and living in a past that never existed."
- James is scared of Christopher's zip ties
- Are we woke? No.
- Hard truth - violence does actually work.
- The people who should be rioting are too busy working
- Boredom leads to extremism
- COS Play extremists - Posers
- "Humans are dirty dumb animals who just won't listen to reason."
- Left and Right extremists are both authoritarian assholes
- It's time for a third party
- "Libertarianism and Communism are opposite sides of the same coin."
- "If you have lived in California, you have seen a large number of crazies."
- "A fairly harmless gun."
- Gun Talk - another topic James knows little about
- Rifling is just a way for big gov to trace your gun
- "This is America, how can there be no bullets?"
- "If you people would just be a little more sane, we could get to some funnier topics."
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- Prius free Trump Caravan
- Christopher: "I start off slow and move into fast." James: "I start off slow and I stay slow."
- "I like Creme de Mint on my ice-cream."
- Christopher cheats on James (coffee)
- Before the sun comes out and kills everyone
- James is so thoughtful that he wakes up before his alarm goes off so he doesn't disturb the rest of his household
- MacApline's
- Creepy high schools
- James is too dead to have COVID
- Christopher pranks his friends into thinking the train hit him
- James doesn't trust his brain
- Free will is an illusion
- Christopher smells his way through life
- Christopher listens to lights
- Brains, brains, brains
- Mixed up To Sail Beyond the Sunset and I Will Fear No Evil
- Where is the thinker of your thoughts
- Souls are an evolutionary advantage
- Monsters with blue eyes (blue eye mutation is 6000 years old)
- Dominant & Recessive gene theory
- Generational pressure influences which genes get expressed (Epigenetics)
- The lack of proof is not proof
- Theists and antitheists are both silly
- Christopher sings at the ghost
- The ghosts at San Carlos Hotel love Christopher
- Everything from the exploration of consciousness to dragon eyeballs
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- Christopher can skateboard!
- Christopher is a bad influence on the kids
- Belly-flop bounce
- "Blood is manly, urine isn't."
- James has been mountain biking for 30 years, not because he's good at it, he's just stubborn
- "I suck, I really do suck." - James
- "Everything runs on LEDs in the future."
- "My favorite thing is not responding to people." - James
- James's son gets a new CPU
- Christopher "I have a 14 year old iPad." James: "The first iPad came out in 2010..."
- How to podcast
- Apple podcast documentation is amazing
- "We're going to argue over HTML now?"
- "Flash was a horrible nightmare."
- "I own the show, bow to me."
- "RSS works until you get to nitwits like Google."
- Where to get your short tech questions answered
- "Can I go into one of my conspiracy theories?" "Oh, please do."
- Christopher started with Photoshop 2 (he's really old)
- "I've been playing with it ever since."
- 14-20 floppy disks...
- Shhhhh Shhhhh
- Christopher hacking JPEGs
- Adobe Ancestor Bag
- Christopher is James Bond, if James Bond was an aging computer nerd
- "It's not not clever."
- Pixelmator Pro
- ASCII Art
- Hidden job postings (IT'S IN THE CODE)
- Don't use online PDF editors
- "You know how to tell if you're on a creepy website?" "It says Facebook at the top?"
- Christopher was an AOL Instant Messenger Troll
- Heathers
- The Golden God moves from cowboy town to LA
- "I own undershirts, but they have sleeves for god's sakes!"
- "This is my friend Tina, and my other friend Tina." -Tina
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- So old I remember Blockbuster
- Bootleg books
- James is tired of paying dead authors
- James's unpopular copyright ideas
- Disney's secret Hitler movie
- "Where the hell is the coffee!?"
- Christopher: "I use coffee like a drug." James: "It is a drug."
- Coffee is not gendered
- James's brother-in-law is shocked, shocked how good James's free over the air digital signal is
- Christopher gets triggered by NPR, but still loves Science Friday
- Our podcast is so good that even Christopher listens to it
- James explains to Christopher how podcasts work
- RSS isn't so Simple when it comes to Google and Spotify
- "I hearted my way into science."
- Tik Tok wins because its algorithm actually cares about what YOU want to see
- Socialism benefits the people (in theory), Fascism benefits the people in power
- Christopher can't say "Boob shots" so James has to
- "Parley? What, am I a pirate?"
- Parler is the "Entertainment" Right
- Twitter vs Parler is James vs Christopher
- Instagram is dumb and only wants to show me dumb things and is totally untrainable
- YouTube is advertising me to death
- Christopher likes to watch old TV shows (because he's old)
- Tootsie Pop ad
- Christopher educates his kids only so he can one-up Europeans
- The guy with the shotgun tells you where you can camp
- Why is it up to James to correct Congress Woman Gabbard?
- Our brains are not built for the technology we have
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- Absence of wallet
- Hoaxing your friends into paying your tab
- The oldest (man) pays
- "If you want to assert your dominance over me by paying for my meal, please have at it."
- "My question, James, is it a labor of love?"
- What would an $800 bill from Subway look like?
- How do digital devices drift? We're not smart enough to know.
- Jack of all trades, master of none
- Christopher is the "utility guy", who also writes the press releases
- PSA - we're all wearing masks so people can't see your face, so use your words
- Smile at the cheese
- James's eyebrow is surprisingly expressive
- You Scandinavian people don't even know how to do eyebrows
- Our weekly "trying to be nice to Trump" minute - He is the first true outsider president
- The US political parties suck and have too much power
- Perot and Nader
- Christopher - "Live and let die." James - "I think you mean live and let live?"
- Running for President just to sell stuff
- And now we talk about the First Ladies
- Carter's peanut eraser
- Too many jellybeans
- Christopher - "Bush senior is the least memorable President." James - "Are you serious?"
- James is cursing at the players through the TV
- James is corrupting Christopher
- Christopher - the social chameleon
- "Up-talking" No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
- Speech mannerisms or, as the educated say - colloquialisms
- Bleep me
- Humans are not good at reality
- I am gorgeous, I am so gorgeous
- Respect the beverage
- Pineapple whiskey
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